Funny Clash of Clans Stories....

January 23, 2016, 10:00:41 PM

This thread, is where people can post clips from forum posts from here, and other Clash forums, that are funny, as well as their funny clash of clans stories.

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Willruizoneone: I am not sure about the damage being needed but man the last 10 times I have used dragons and they will just go around the only air defense that is left and just get killed by 1 low level air defense. *REMOVED* me off so bad. How can dragons be that stupid??? No it is not somebody being skillful with their base design. Just shut up already I don't want to hear it. These people suck, my dragons just aren't doing what they are supposed to. Anybody with me on this?

BurkeKnight: Well, you have to look at it from the dragon's point of view.
Either they let the AD's kill them, or at the end of the battle, they just poof into a blob of elixir that vanishes.
Which, to me, looks very painful, and not very good for a dragon's keen sense of dignity.

So, all in all, to a dragon, a warrior's death is much more preferred, than a gooey end, any day.

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Reply #1 – January 25, 2016, 07:43:46 PM

blueseraph: I spied an open clan and instantly become co-lead.

I declared a war using my alternate accounts, my opponent have their clan opened so I went ahead and spied using my th10 account. and after donating max hogs and balloons.. the leader decided to give me co lead position.

They are all th8 and below guys, seriously in need of a mentor on how to attack.

Saw their war logs. the higher guys attacked with gowipe without wallbreakers, so it ultimately ended with 1 star.

before War started I kept on donating high level troops to them for compensation since I think it is a mismatch war, half of their team are th7 that are matched to my th8 with 3 air defs.

War came and I of course easily perfected their all their base, of course I didn't bother to look at their traps and bombs as th8 and th7 are a little bit easy to 3 star with 3 rage and level 2 dragons. and max loons.

Will donate now to them as consolation prize. :-) peace.

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Reply #2 – January 25, 2016, 08:39:09 PM

From a thread of someone claiming to be quitting, due to the TH11 update, yet 3 weeks later, still posting.
This guy asked, and I could not resist the chance to have a little fun:

EtoxKen: I wonder where are the update likers?

BurkeKnight: Looks to me like they are here, but then, with how the posts have been, it may be hard to tell... XD

But here, if it makes you feel better:

I hope this is how it goes... "Ahem... Um... Adapt or quit!"

There... Whew! Did I do it right? XD

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Reply #3 – January 25, 2016, 09:32:12 PM

In a discussion about war bases and spies, it reminded me of someone in the clan, that made a mistake and forgot to change his war base before war started.

He'd copied his upgrade base to extra slot in war bases, so could test a new reg design, (TH10) and switched on prep day to the upgrade base as active.

He did that, so no one would see the actual base from the other side, not to stop spies, as clan was invite only. But, come war day, work was bad, so he'd forgotten to log in, and change it! So, the whole war, it was our #1 using an upgrade base for war base!

The worst thing is, every member (10/10) of enemy clan tried to take it, and no one got more than 1 star on it!

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Reply #4 – January 25, 2016, 10:28:48 PM

In a thread about TH10 not being the place to be anymore, due to TH11, it seems that many TH10's were complaining about getting wrecked by TH11's. Sure, they enjoy wrecking TH9's, but don't seem to like it when TH11's get them now.

As I said in the thread:

Problem is, TH10 used to be top of the food chain, and no longer is.
They never had to worry about getting wrecked by a higher TH, just a same lvl one.
Now, they again, feel what it's like to have same lvl and higher lvl TH's wrecking them.

Now, for those of us not yet at TH10 and 11, I ask this: Ain't justice grand?

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Reply #5 – January 29, 2016, 10:13:22 PM

Thread about name ideas for defenseless bases and these are the ones I made up:

FreeLoot
AttackMeImFree
WhoNeedsDefenses
GoAheadYouWantTo
YouBullyYou
PickOnSomeoneBigger
GoblinsAteMyGuns
LockAndLoadOops
IHateMakingNames

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